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QuestionI want a fic where Pepper hires Maria as the new head of security knowing full well what she's doing. Tony finds out later and tries to be like "OH HELL NO" but all Pepper has to do is say "remember that time your dumb ass gave our address to a terrorist?" and he knows he can't win this argument. Answer

shinykari:

freaoscanlin:

But he’ll try anyway because he’s Tony and meanwhile, Stark Industries gets like a 20 point bump in the market because it’s suddenly four times more secure and efficient at certain things.

Pepper and Maria have semi-weekly lunches to discuss security and eventually become BFFs and take over the world.

shutupneff:

alittlealoof:

we couldn’t get the hair right so we decided to just be the black versions of Daria and Jane. lol.

Just the absolute greatest.

shutupneff:

alittlealoof:

we couldn’t get the hair right so we decided to just be the black versions of Daria and Jane. lol.

Just the absolute greatest.

666jss:

O___O

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women, not girls

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axetheivorytower:


Safe abortions have always been available to the rich, Dan. You simply want to deny them to the poor, and if you succeed, poor woman will be forced to get them anyway. They’ll be forced into the alleys with hangers, plungers and vacuum cleaners, risking death or mutilation. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you, Dan? You sadistic, elitist, sexist, racist, anti-humanist pig! Saturday Night Live 3x18
This aired in 1978. Thirty-four years later, it’s still a fucking ~debate.
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axetheivorytower:

Safe abortions have always been available to the rich, Dan. You simply want to deny them to the poor, and if you succeed, poor woman will be forced to get them anyway. They’ll be forced into the alleys with hangers, plungers and vacuum cleaners, risking death or mutilation. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you, Dan? You sadistic, elitist, sexist, racist, anti-humanist pig! Saturday Night Live 3x18

This aired in 1978. Thirty-four years later, it’s still a fucking ~debate.

axetheivorytower. freedom fighter news.

  • A guy and a girl: Hold hands
  • Straight people: THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVEIBLY CUTE GOD HELP ME
  • Two guys: smile at each other
  • Straight people: THEY WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CANON!!! CANON!!
  • Two girls: make out
  • Straight people: they could be friends idk

moriarty:

saunterdown:

baruchsbalthamos:

littleblueartist:

never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit

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and the shitty part is that once scarlett called them out on their fucking bullshit, she automatically became coined a bitch. a bitch. for being brave enough to publicly tell them what was so annoying about a still continuing problem for women in media

"You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.” - scarlett johansson

god i feel horrible for her. i feel horrible for every single woman in this world. and it was to the point where she decided to get breast reduction surgery for her to be taken more seriously as an actress. what the hell is wrong with everybody

and i never, ever understood the hate towards anne hathaway. new york times magazine stated “Anne Hathaway practically demands that we love her.” fucking wrong. anne never gave a shit about looking stuck up when she was out there on stage, preaching for gay rights and how wrong it is for men to constantly sexualize and put down women in the media in every single interview where a man asked the bullshit question “what diet plan did you use for your role in les mis, i bet every single girl wants to know”. she knew a backlash would come from for being so strong and forceful with her retortive statements, but they saved the people that mattered.

and another point. kristen stewart. why in the hell do people hate kristen stewart as a person. women today are expected to act pretty. nice. be respectful 24/7, never argue back, smile pretty, be a lady. don’t make rash, argumentative statements, because if you do, you are not a lady. this is a message our society tries to suffocate women with. kristen stewart will not smile for you, or act like a fuckin lady for you, because that is not her character

yet people hate her because she decides to be herself. “god kristen, you gotta smile some more, talk more ladylike”

what in the fuck for? absolutely nobody knows kristen stewart’s personality. she’s a private person. but just because she refuses to lie through her teeth to seem like a respectable, golden lady of hollywood, she’s considered a bitch. “do this or that because if you don’t you aint a lady” god fuckin damn all of you

all the wrong actresses are getting the hate. you know what really pisses me off are the actresses that just drift on by, answering all an interviewer’s fuckin condescending questions because they’re too afraid to say anything else. just walk nice, smile and say all of those stupid, feminine things you can say in order to get the most fans. at least that’s what their publicists are making them do

its really early in the morning and i cant think straight so if my rant seems messy im sorry

 

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istehlurvz:

Basically an excuse to draw some babes with hella buns and thighs

I fucking love Carol and Jen dont look at me sobbb

opalavocado:

catiebat:

blinuetchristina:

georgiagracegibson:

Stills/photography from video piece "Women’s work", 2014 
Women’s work is a video piece (artist response to Hudson’s photography) looking at the idea of oppressed sexuality of a trapped middle aged housewife, looking at the idea of secretly owning sex toys in order to get around this, combining this with the idea of women being kept within the kitchen- often to their own advantage. Inspired by some of my parents friends stories and stories of 1960’s housewives secret dildo collections, hidden from their husbands in underwear drawers.  

Em and I always dreamed of having a bunch of fancy glass dildos for display only.

this is a really pretty photo series. love.

lovely/personal/interesting comments make me smile so much
opalavocado:

catiebat:

blinuetchristina:

georgiagracegibson:

Stills/photography from video piece "Women’s work", 2014 
Women’s work is a video piece (artist response to Hudson’s photography) looking at the idea of oppressed sexuality of a trapped middle aged housewife, looking at the idea of secretly owning sex toys in order to get around this, combining this with the idea of women being kept within the kitchen- often to their own advantage. Inspired by some of my parents friends stories and stories of 1960’s housewives secret dildo collections, hidden from their husbands in underwear drawers.  

Em and I always dreamed of having a bunch of fancy glass dildos for display only.

this is a really pretty photo series. love.

lovely/personal/interesting comments make me smile so much
opalavocado:

catiebat:

blinuetchristina:

georgiagracegibson:

Stills/photography from video piece "Women’s work", 2014 
Women’s work is a video piece (artist response to Hudson’s photography) looking at the idea of oppressed sexuality of a trapped middle aged housewife, looking at the idea of secretly owning sex toys in order to get around this, combining this with the idea of women being kept within the kitchen- often to their own advantage. Inspired by some of my parents friends stories and stories of 1960’s housewives secret dildo collections, hidden from their husbands in underwear drawers.  

Em and I always dreamed of having a bunch of fancy glass dildos for display only.

this is a really pretty photo series. love.

lovely/personal/interesting comments make me smile so much
opalavocado:

catiebat:

blinuetchristina:

georgiagracegibson:

Stills/photography from video piece "Women’s work", 2014 
Women’s work is a video piece (artist response to Hudson’s photography) looking at the idea of oppressed sexuality of a trapped middle aged housewife, looking at the idea of secretly owning sex toys in order to get around this, combining this with the idea of women being kept within the kitchen- often to their own advantage. Inspired by some of my parents friends stories and stories of 1960’s housewives secret dildo collections, hidden from their husbands in underwear drawers.  

Em and I always dreamed of having a bunch of fancy glass dildos for display only.

this is a really pretty photo series. love.

lovely/personal/interesting comments make me smile so much
opalavocado:

catiebat:

blinuetchristina:

georgiagracegibson:

Stills/photography from video piece "Women’s work", 2014 
Women’s work is a video piece (artist response to Hudson’s photography) looking at the idea of oppressed sexuality of a trapped middle aged housewife, looking at the idea of secretly owning sex toys in order to get around this, combining this with the idea of women being kept within the kitchen- often to their own advantage. Inspired by some of my parents friends stories and stories of 1960’s housewives secret dildo collections, hidden from their husbands in underwear drawers.  

Em and I always dreamed of having a bunch of fancy glass dildos for display only.

this is a really pretty photo series. love.

lovely/personal/interesting comments make me smile so much

opalavocado:

catiebat:

blinuetchristina:

georgiagracegibson:

Stills/photography from video piece "Women’s work", 2014 

Women’s work is a video piece (artist response to Hudson’s photography) looking at the idea of oppressed sexuality of a trapped middle aged housewife, looking at the idea of secretly owning sex toys in order to get around this, combining this with the idea of women being kept within the kitchen- often to their own advantage. Inspired by some of my parents friends stories and stories of 1960’s housewives secret dildo collections, hidden from their husbands in underwear drawers.  

Em and I always dreamed of having a bunch of fancy glass dildos for display only.

this is a really pretty photo series. love.

lovely/personal/interesting comments make me smile so much

swanjolras:

thebrokenhunterandhisbrokenangel:

worldofdrakan:

its-heaven-nowadays:

More Macklemore, less Robin Thicke.

And yet a huge percentage of Tumblr hates him. Not trying to be confrontational, but could someone please explain to me why this is?

Because he is a straight white guy and Tumblr isn’t always right. 

oh my god if i have to see this post on my dashboard one more time

all right, okay. let’s talk.

last year on a slow day in law/society class, my teacher showed us a movie where charlize theron was one of the only female workers in a mine in minnesota. she experienced a fuckload of sexual harassment, ofc; it was when she started daring to complain about the sexual harassment that shit got really bad.

i remember watching charlize theron go through all these awful things, and i remember getting vaguely invested in her as a heroine; yeah, you go charlize theron, you continue to work despite these harassment and assaults, you stand up for yourself when people shun you in the community, etc

and there was this climactic scene where the miners’ union was having a meeting, and charlize theron was going up to complain about something or tell people she was suing the company or smth, i can’t remember, and she stood there in front of this huge crowd of angry men who were booing her and catcalling her and shouting the worst things at her and she’s getting really miserable

and then her father, who also works at the mine, goes up and says “hey, you’re all jerks, think of your mothers & daughters, would you treat them this way,” and the miners are like “oh wow charlize theron totally does deserve our support etc” and then the movie continues

but all i could think was— what, so they’ll listen to a man but not to the woman who’s actually affected? why doesn’t charlize theron get to save the day and be the hero? in a conversation about sexism, why is his voice more important than hers?

we’re not mad at macklemore. or— well, we are mad at macklemore, but we’re more mad at the system that prioritizes macklemore over actual queer rappers, over actual rappers of color, who have been saying exactly the same shit for decades and been ignored.

we’re mad at the system that gives more attention to straight allies than queer activists.

we’re mad at the system that only supports queer rights when they are quiet and polite and have cute graphics.

we’re mad at the system that makes macklemore a hero of of the queer struggle but doesn’t know marsha p. johnson’s name.

we’re mad at the system that will listen to macklemore when he comes to defend us— but won’t listen to us.

we’re mad at the system that has constructed itself to make damn certain that only straight cis white boys can be heroes.

it’s fuckin’ great that macklemore thought he was gay in third grade. but the system would rather give his third grade gay freakout the spotlight than our actual whole-life queer experiences— and that’s not okay.